Tiger Woods Jokes Infidelity
Casey Looks Forward To Playing With Tiger
The world number one Tiger Woods has been out of the game since allegations about his private life emerged following a car crash in November. He threw away Nike. Casey is keen to play with Tiger.
“I’ve got to say yes,” commented Casey when asked if he fancied being a playing partner for Woods’ return.
“It could be interesting, though. The sort of scrutiny will be on a level that’s probably something we’ve never witnessed before.
“I’ve always enjoyed playing with the best players in the world, and especially the number one player in the world.
“There’s always a lot of extra sort of distraction out there, but this time around it could be even more so.” I also want to play with Tiger, but I just have only discount golf equipment.
Woods’ last tournament was the Australian Masters he won in November. Two weeks later came the car crash outside his home that sparked all manner of stories about his private life.
Admitting infidelity and then announcing an indefinite break from the game, Woods did not appear again in public until his televised statement on February 19.
During that he said he was not sure to make his comeback this year but he is thought to be back practising now. His first competitive golf could be the Tavistock Cup at his home club of Isleworth in Florida on March 22-23. While hot titleist 2010 ap2 irons will appear.
a joke:The Funeral
A woman’s husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that “there is absolutely nothing left from the $30,000.”
The friend asks, “How can that be?”
The widow says, “Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church — that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks — you know. The rest went for the memorial stone.”
The friend says, “$22,500 for the memorial stone?
My God, how big is it?”
The widow says, “Four and a half carats.”
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